A few of our favorite quotes from actor / comedian Adam Sandler.
"My schmeckel got bigger now that I'm older, just so you guys know that." ....Click
"Do you assholes remember that play we practiced in the mud?" .... as Paul Crewe in The Longest Yard
"My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. " .... as Bobby Boucher in The Waterboy
"By the way, his name's not fat-shit-cat. It's Meatball. And he's eating your crab cakes right now."
" .... as Dave Buznik in Anger Management
"Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon. And while we do that here's a little mood music for you.
" .... as Robbie Hart in The Wedding Singer
"Man this Yoohoo is good, you know what else is good, smoking dope. I ain't gonna rat you out. You know, puffing the cheeba, go by the see saw smoke a j. You know what I'm talking about?
".... as Sonny Koufax in Big Daddy
"Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog." .... as Billy Madison in Billy Madison (Special Edition)
"The Beach Boys? How nice of that man to give me a CD that will remind me of all the wonderful times I shared with his daughter. What an asshole!" .... as Henry Roth in 50 First Dates
